emmabernstein

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal & science, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

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not-enough-fandom:

godtierkankri:

proudlyinsane:

MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT

This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.

CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”

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the-internet-addict:

headlessflowercrown:

the-endisuponus-fandoms:

ifreakinlovebooks:

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

I’m quitting school and applying

If this happened in Order of the Phoenix, the director would be dead

the lightening thief


eragon

the-internet-addict:

headlessflowercrown:

the-endisuponus-fandoms:

ifreakinlovebooks:

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

I’m quitting school and applying

If this happened in Order of the Phoenix, the director would be dead

the lightening thief

eragon

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jesus-christ-kill-it-with-fire:

2srooky:

bansheeinthedark:

sexuallydisoriented:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

you are such a sordid pumpkin seed I s2g

YOU INCONGRUOUS KNITTING NEEDLE

You faking OBTUSE CABBAGE

Tedious pumpkin seed